Too Liberal To Be Functional

So before I begin I have to apologize for it being so long since my last post, but I wanted to discuss an Issue something of interest that has come into my mind. Since I have been going to my school, and been surrounded by liberals, and have seen the absolute level of dysfunctionalism among them It has made me beg the question; is it possible, to be too liberal to be functional?
I guess we should start with my hypothesis, and question what functionality is? I think functionality is being able to survive, reproduce, and provide. Does liberalism provide for any of those things?
I certainly don’t think so. Since I have been at school there has been a campaign for low carbon lunches. Within some of the calls for low carbon lunches were to eat less meat, eat only locally grown items, don’t buy anything out of season, don’t shop at Wal-Mart, you know the usual liberal none-sense. Well If you take it a step further, maybe we shouldn’t harvest crops using industrial vehicles, so I guess that means no grocery stores for the liberal elitists who propose this non-sense. Wait and cow flatulence causes greenhouse gas emissions so I guess we can’t eat meat either. So I guess that liberals advocate either we should all live on a farm, or that we should just not eat and die, or perhaps revert to a more primitive hunter-gatherer form of life. Totally dysfunctional
How about reproduction, I think that liberal reproductive ideology speaks for itself. After all families create optimum support for reproduction and not supporting a family neither properly supports reproduction nor does it properly provide for a family.
So the question, is it possible to be too liberal to be functional? The answer is yes!